Quit

Top Ten Reasons People Quit a Softball Team

10. Wife, girlfriend - face it they are P-Whipped
9. Their Kids - would rather spend time with their kids than pay child support later
8.RETIRE - Use Wife and Kids as an excuse to quit, but really don't want to play anymore
TIE - 7. They suck and they know it
TIE - 7. They are selfish and don't get what they want - i.r. bat or play where they want
6. Injury
5. Jail - they are a guest of the hotel of the State
4. Drugs - smoking is their national past time
3. Work - making real $$$$ sure beast winning some tacky jacket that went out of style in the 80's
2. Hater Syndrome - Hate either the league, the field, or their teammates - ASSHOLE

and the Number One Reasons People Quit a Softball Team

1. Playing Time - "IF I AIN'T STARTING I'M A DEPARTING"