Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Two Places at the Same Time

A lot of guys date more than one girl at the same time.
A lot of softball players play on more than one team.

Top Ten Reasons Why Playing on Multiple Teams is like dating several girls at the same time.

10. Both can be a lot of fun - the thrill of getting caught is exciting
9. Both can be expensive - Gloves umps, league fees, drinks, gifts, dinners - Yo it adds up
8. Both create scheduling conflicts - No matter how hard you try you can't be at 2 places at the same time at once. At some point you choose the team your most loyalty too and at some point you gotta choose the girl you like boning the most.
7. Your always using your cellphone letting the other party know your going to be late
6. Both involve a lot of lying and cover ups - You don't your significant other finding out your got something else on the side
5. Sometimes its not worth it - Your always worried about the other game or girl
4. Both involve using protective equipment - Condoms, Birth Control, Gloves, Sunscreen, etc
3. You always want to make sure you say the right name when making love to your woman, and you always want to say the right team name in the huddle during the game
2. You gotta do both while your young - you need energy, stamina, and mojo to get the job done

and the number one Reasons Why Playing on Multiple Teams is like dating several girls at the same time

1. You gotta be a true player to do both well

1 comment:

  1. You are just a big Blugger...

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