My 11 blog series on my 2012 season
documents all the teams I played on last year. While writing these entries and
throughout a season I frequently get asked "How do you
play and keep tracks of all the teams you play on?" I usually
respond by telling them that playing on a lot of teams is like counting drinks
at the bar because
Top Ten Ways playing on
a lot of Teams is Like Drinks at the Bar
10. No Count Factor
Bar - If you count your drinks you’re more likely to
mess up your high.
Softball - If you count the number of teams you’re on
your also more likely to stop and mess up your high. Why stop doing something
you love?
9. Safety
Bar - You don't count your drinks if you’re not
driving home because a friend or cab will get you home safely.
Softball - Not only do you want to get home safely
and score, but if your health allows you to play then do so as much as you can.
Do it as long as you can as time has a way of getting away from us.
Bar - Drink responsibly. If
you become an alcoholic get a sponsor.
Softball - Play financially responsibly. Playing can be
expensive so go get a sponsor.
6. Flavor - needed in both
Bar - wine, beer, or rum without taste is
useless.
Softball - without competition, a goal, or something to
prove is useless
5. Unemployment
Bar - the less you work the more you drink. You're
more likely not to count.
Softball - the less you work the more you play. You're
more likely not to count.
5. Escape from Reality
and Stress Relieving
Bar - When you want to blow off steam and get away
from everything you're more likely not to count drinks
Softball - in the time spent at the field there is no
recession, no bills, no work, it's a sanctuary. No need to count teams, if the
game makes you feel this way.
4. Quality over
Quantity
Bar - It's not how many drinks you have its
knowing which ones make you feel nice. Quality matters, bottom shelf liquor is
nasty
Softball - At some point quality does become more
important than quantity. Best of Both worlds is having both.
3. Ugly/Stumble
Bar - After a lot of drinks even the ugly girls look
good and you're bound to stumble when you drink too much.
Softball - There is bound to be some ugly games when you
play on a lot of teams. You're bound to stumble at some point
2. Fly Factor
Bar - Bar flies sit around a bar all day and don't count drinks.
They just drink and drink all day. It's what they do. No need to count drinks
Softball - Not only do you catch fly balls while you play but softball
versions of bar flies just play and play and play all day. No need to count
teams.
and the number one way playing
on a lot of Teams is Like Counting Drinks at the Bar
1. Score
Bar - Unfortunately, you're going to
have settle the score at some point with the owner so at least have an idea of
how many drinks you've had
Softball - Count the game score and wins & losses, not
the number of teams.