In the late 80's one of my favorite movies was Weekend at Bernie's where a couple of guystry to convince everyone that their dead boss is still alive. Well softball has a living sleepy version of Bernie in Mark Rosenthal
who while not dead (thank god) is always asleep on the Hecksher bleachers
it doesn't matter how much action and noise is going on. He is always asleep. The guy can't help but remind you of Bernie from the classic comedy.
The insider salutes SB version of Bernie - can't make this up