Booty Call = Practice Bat

In the real world, you have a girlfriend/wife, but many true "playas for life" have a Booty call on the side. Where the Term "Booty Call" is used when someone calls another person to come over just for sex.... calling for booty.

In the softball/baseball world, many "players" have their gamer for live action
but also have a practice bat on the side
but that's not where the similarities end ......

Top Ten Ways a Booty Call and Practice Bats are similar.

10. By their very nature, both are Abused, can take the Abuse, and like the Abuse
9. Girlfriend/Wives and Gamers are seen in public, Booty Calls and Practices bats are not
8. You don't care if you lose either b/c they are easily replaceable
7. Both have dents that you overlook for the immediate satisfaction of the moment
6. You try new things with a booty call and practice bat that you wouldn't otherwise try in real life or with the game on the line
5, Both are good outlets for built up frustrations and aggression
4. You are not emotionally or financially attached to either
3. You keep both on the down low until you really need them during non peak hours
2. Both can be habit forming - some good, some bad

and the Number One Ways a Booty Call and Practice Bats are similar

1. You don't real need them but you like to have them around just in case you hit a slump