and one of his more serious duties is collecting all Final rosters !!!!!!!
At this time of year, all managers are scrambling to see which last minute wringer they can add/drop onto their roster to hopefully shore up a weakness, strengthen the squad even further, or even better yet softball "cock" block another team from acquiring an impact player b/c as of today
all Rosters are final!!!!!!!
Here's a breakdown of which Big Apple teams are most likely to make shiesty waiver wire moves in reverse order
12 Contact - Never Never Never - No fucking way - loyalty. legacy, and honor is the Contact way
11 Bombers - non applicable - in fact classy manager Teddy deserves to do whatever he wants to keep his team going
10 Skins - No way - classy manager and sportsman of the year winner Jay G has a good loyal crew that comes out and competes each and every week
9 Revolution - same as skins - solid group of regulars
8 Saphire - are you kidding me ??? Jeff Marcus would rather listen to hip hop than steal another teams players or lie about eligibility
7 Empire - good young crew - not enough information or history to say anything about them
6 Brother Jimmy's - another good loyal crew, I know them well they might not steal another player but if they had to tweak the number of times a guy showed up to sneak them into the playoffs they would. That's the softball way
The above teams are mostly on the up and up but the final shiesty 5 all follow the Nororious B.IG's philosophy of "On the road to riches and diamond rings. Real **** do real things"
Final Cut Throat 5 for Rosters
5. Diesel - c'mon I'm on the team you know I've always got something diabolical up my sleeve
4. O'Hanlons - Honest as the day is long, that is if the day is the dead of winter and in Alaska - MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR Shiesty alert
3 Choice Parts - They ain't called the evil empire b/c the show mercy
2. Working Class - Ruthless and hungry to make playoffs
and by far the shiesty most cut throat team of them all
1 Mayaguez - Are you fucking kidding me? Their roster is a fucking joke they have new guys each and every week. I would bet my mortgage that the Mayaguez Mount Rushmore
http://softballinsider.blogspot.com/2010/05/softball-mount-rushmore.html brian trust couldn't even name 3/4 of the players on their rosters. It's a joke
In addition, speaking of shiesty, my senior softball analyst John Sheppard gives him opinion on the Big Apple's shiesty "grandfather rule" which allows a player who has played in the league 3+ years (non-pitcher) to only show up 2 weeks to qualify for the playoffs
nuff said as I got to get back to making calls and shore up our roster