Not for the Birds and the Bees

The Beatles famously sang the best things in life are free

but you can give them to the birds and bees b/c I want Money!!!!

Now deep down family, health, friendsare so much more important than money, but there is nothing wrong with wanting/enjoying some of the finer things in life like wine, Cuban cigars, cars, and beautiful women

But if you have the money (about $180 with free shipping) one of the finer things in softball that you should treat yourself to is the Miken Ultra II


Somewhere out there I can hear bat aficionado/expert Johnny Castillo snickering about composite bats, but if you play in a league that does not have a national affiliation, this is the bat for you! We all know it's the Indian, not the arrow, that makes the hitter but http://softballinsider.blogspot.com/2010/06/indian-who-invented-arrow.html but still the Miken II is the hottest bat on the market;

Miken’s Velocit-E Ultra II is unbeatable in performance.

Key Features of the Miken Ultra II Softball Bat:

1. 100% Composite Construction
2. Excellent Sweet Spot
3. 13/16 Inch Handle
4. Approved for SSUSA, SPA, and LVSSA Play
5. Carbon -X Shell Technology
6. E-Flex Ultra Technology
7. NO WARRANTY - translation IT BREAKS!!!!!!
8. Non-ASA Approved
9. Non-USSSA Approved
10. Ultra Bond Grip
11. Perfectly Balanced
12. Vacuum Transfer Technology
13. Never use in under 50 degree weather - Why? It Breaks - duh
14. Never use in batting practice - as get this "It Breaks"

As a side note, for you end loaded bat lovers out there a max-loaded version is also available.

Great Bat. use it wisely, to see some arc ball performance aspects of the bat take a peek at the video below - enjoy