Tuesday, November 4, 2008

We attack at Dawn!!!!!

The Fidel Castro dictator management of Citysoftball has spoken and given the order that 3 of the 4 quarter finals games will be played at 9AM this weekend

Some people love playing 9AM games some people hate playing 9AM.
The reasons are fairly obvious.
No need to Top Ten (Thank God).

More importantly, let's look at the 6 teams that play early and analyze their ability to answer the 9AM bell.

Chaos vs. Westlanders

No problem.
A key to fielding a team at 9AM is to have Caucasian players.
They have that covered. White Power

They have been playing at 9Am all year and with a talented roster of their size it should not be an issue.

Ability to Start on Time
Thumbs Up - no problem

Next on the list is the intriguing match up between Jicome and Knockout
In Week 3 both teams squared up at 9Am and started on time, but that was 20 degrees ago.

Jicome - is a Dominican team and Dominicans are notorious for hating to play softball before 3PM.

However, Jicome is a close knit team with 3 good starting pitchers, they will be there with 10 guys by 9:15 sharp.

The composition of Knockout's team is much like the Statue of Liberty

motto of
""Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"

Knockout, like NY, is a racial melting pot.
Knockout will probably have an all responsible team with the Rick's of the world there at
9:10 AM sharp and an all irresponsible team there by 10:40. Oh man

Ability to Start on Time
Thumb Medium - will start at around 9:22 Am

The final 9AM match up pits the HardCore Dominican Bizchocheros (cake makers) vs the young Americanized Hispanics called the Tianos

Unlike most Dominicans the Bizchocheros love 9AM games and should be there early say about by 9:07 Am.

The Tianos are very talented and hungry enough to win, but they just hate playing early.
They will get there like 9:21. 1 minute after forfeit.

Ability to Start on Time

Thumb Down - will start at around 9:40AM

9AM FALL LEAGUE - It's all about survival of the fittest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  1. Lets get drunk at the field the night before and pass out there. We can then start all the games on time. This is important to do so we can make it in front of our TV sets in time to watch football and get drunk and high again.

  2. thats the smartest comment I've seen on this blog.

  3. Hey fellas i read a blog on best left handed hitters, noy sure if you were including guys who weren't playing anymore. If so there was a guy named jeff benowich. He could hit, pitch and field with the best of them