Tuesday, December 20, 2011

SB Fortune Cookie

Most Americanized Chinese food restaurants serve fortune cookies
(ironically invented in Japan, not China) after you finish your meal. Inside the cookie is a "fortune" with words of faux wisdom or a vague prophecy and may also include a list of lucky numbers - 4,8,15,16,23,42 that you may use to play lotto or some other purpose.

Softball has sayings.
Softball has numbers.
So why can we have Fortune Cookies? We can

Some Softball Fortune Cookie Sayings I suggest

SB Fortune "Look at Me Now"

Meaning - Forget the past, I've transcended that. I've become more

SB Fortune "I'm going to Hell, Who's is coming with me"
Meaning - Defiance

SB Fortune - "A Warrior's body may say stop, but his Spirit cries never"
Meaning - Bruto Strength

SB Fortune "Think Before and After an At bat, never during"
Meaning - Like Yogi said "you can't hit and think at the same time "

SB Fortune - "Frosted Flakes get Soft in Milk"
Meaning - ?????

SB Fortune "Pitching Pitching Pitching"
Meaning - No need to read between the lines

SB Fortune "I got it"
Meaning : Confidence and decisiveness

SB Fortune : "It costs you more than money to pay for a player,,, much more"
Meaning - Soul issues

SB Fortune " "Keep your friends close, and your umpires even closer"
Meaning :  You can catch more bees with honey than vinegar with umpires. Just don't be fake about it.

SB Fortune "Be aggressively patient"
Meaning :  "Contraction within the game"

SB Fortune "Recruiting Ethics.. forget it" 
Meaning " Nice guys might not finish last, they just don't win it all"

SB Fortune "If a man thinks he is going to die, he will find a way to make it happen"
Meaning "Debbie downers will not win. Stay realistic but positive"

SB Fortune "Pressure is a Privilege"
Meaning - "All the bullshit you do is to get to this moment. Embrace it, don't dread it"

SB Fortune "Goons are people too"
Meaning "Don't judge"

SB Fortune "Those who have not been humbled will soon be humbled"
Meaning It's a game of failure. Perseverance is a must.

SB Fortune "Chemistry is over rated and under rated all at once"
Meaning "Enthusiasm and Talent is a delicate balance" 

SB Fortune "Where there is a Will, there is a way"
Meaning : Fucking corny but so true. You just gotta do shit yourself in life.

SB Fortune : Its More than Just a Game
Meaning : Its More than Just a Game

I could go one and on in my sick twisted mind, but I think I will stop for now, but my cookies away,  and heat up some dumplings for lunch. Holler!!!!!!!!!!


  1. i know those numbers!

  2. Thanks for the video, i watched a few more and they are good, she is fast and sounds great!

    Jimmy Meyers

  3. she's some funny shit and hot too ! but I wouldn't want to get into an argument with her , you'd never get a word in edgewise .