Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Softball Diary May 4th, 2011 : A Little Baby Powder Goes a Long Way

Softball Log :May 4th, 2011

This diary is one day late as yesterday I officiated a game in the Prospect Park Women's Softball League (PPWSL). Yeah you read that right, I am an umpire. I'm not perfect, but I am a damn good umpire and I am privileged and honored to work for 2 of the best umpires in NYC
Tony Ferrazzo (left) and John Smith (right).

During the PPWSL game, I was the field umpire and John was the home plate umpire. What I like most about John is that he's a great teacher/mentor. Today he taught me the value of
Baby Powder
When placing the bases John taught me to place baby powder around the bases once measured (field without drawn lines) so that when they move you have an indicator to reposition them. This funny little attention to detail is what makes John a good ump. He cares about making a strong impression on the players and the enthusiastic PPWSL players take notice.

Throughout the game John is in constant communication with me on various issues like:
  1. Where to stand/move as a field umpire
  2. Timing/Assuming of a call
  3. Repositioning bases
  4. Outs
  5. Counts
  6. Infield Fly eligibility
The PPWSL is an instructional league for players but I enjoy their games b/c I get a chance to learn the value of officiating.

Moreover, I spoke to John about my incident last Sunday http://softballinsider.blogspot.com/2011/05/ozzie-is-to-twitter-as-ricky-is-to-blog.html he advised me of the following:
  1. Going forward you know that ump will know where you are at all times and be ready to go against/after you
  2. You must be the bigger man now and not say anything no matter how right you are
John is mad cool and 100 percent right - a true Professional

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Answering the Animal Farm Critics

One of the more memorable books I read growing up was George Orwell's Animal Farm
where the animals on this abusive Manor Farm revolt and drive the drunken and irresponsible Mr Jones (Magoo/Johnson????) from the farm, renaming it "Animal Farm". It all started out as a good idea, but the pigs running the farm eventually were corrupted by absolute power and turned their government back into an abusive dictatorship Manor Farm.

One of the key characters in the book is Boxer who is a loyal, kind, dedicated, and respectable horse. He is physically the strongest animal on the farm, but impressionable (a major theme in the book), which leaves him stating "I will work harder" and "Napoleon (pig leader) is always right" despite the corruption. Boxer follows blindly and in the end breaks down, is killed, and sold to a glue factory for money used to buy pig leadership liquor. While I always work hard, I will not become the softball version of Boxer character in Animal Farm and follow blindly.

To that end, I received some critical comments to my recent posting http://softballinsider.blogspot.com/2011/05/ozzie-is-to-twitter-as-ricky-is-to-blog.html whose tone sounded eerily like the Pigs in Animal Farm consumed by their lust for power and control :


Animal Farm Comment #1

"I part ways with Ricky on his recent mean-spirited attack on Mr. Johnson in his blog. Whatever Ricky's personal issues are with Mr. Johnson, he should man up and speak directly to Mr. Johnson. To use the weapon of his blog to publicly humiliate him is a cheap shot that shows the cruel side of personal attacks. Johnson is an easy target because he misses calls, makes bad ones, and some players think he is not a good ump. There are also other umps who do the same things and people who think there are umps worse than Johnson.Using his blog to run a personal vendetta against Johnson and to start a campaign calling for his firing is bullshit. This action deserves no respect nor the dignity of any one's response.I urge Ricky to remove this blog and not to blame anyone else for his own outburst. "


Animal Farm Comment #2

Dude, I don't care about all of that. You were out of line. You should be embarrassed for yourself. Not cool. And blasting him on your blog is weak.
Signed,
Not Mr. Johnson

I appreciate every reader even the Critics. Hey at least someone is reading, Critics are part of the territory and as my favorite musical artist Eminem raps
"Yeah.. Ya Know?.. Critics Man
Critics Never Got Nothin Nice To Say man
You know the one thing I notice about critics man?
Is.. critics never ask me how my day went
Well imma tell em"



SBI Response
  1. Anything I have ever written in the blog has ALWAYS been directly said to the face of Mr Johnson, League officials, fellow ballplayers. Is anyone out there?
  2. I love this league and I am calling for his firing not for revenge. I am not Captain Ahab hell bent on the termination of this official for personal gratification. My genuine intentions is for the leagues betterment. The overwhelming majority of players will tell you that he is not qualified. In fact the critic himself affirms this statement by saying "because he misses calls, makes bad ones, and some players think he is not a good ump."
  3. It's easy to say fire him. You need a replacement/solution. I can provide that to the league in the form of other officials. Just ask.
  4. Since the inception of this blog I have removed one article and printed two apologies b/c blogs were inappropriate, incorrect, or offended someone who did not deserve it. However, in this instance my belief is so strong and genuinely believe that Johnson has to go that I will not pull this posting. I stand by every word I have said about Mr. Johnson in fact I repeat them "he is incompetent, confrontational, and a cancer/detriment to the league" he must go.
  5. I am not embarrassed by my behavior b/c he deserved every bit of the tongue lashing I gave him b/c he is confrontational and has no honor. His lying to a league officials is cowardly and unethical.
  6. Control my outbursts? I haven't been tossed from a game in like 8 years. Next
  7. Blasting him in my blog was weak? That's funny. Where have you been for the last 4+ years as this issue has been well documented. Again I will refer to another Eminem quote
"Then why the fuck am I yellin at air
I ain’t even talkin to no-one cause aint nobody there
Nobody ‘ll fuckin test me cause these hos wont even dare
I’m wastin punch lines, but I got so many to spare
I just thought of another one that might go here
Naw dont waste it save it psycho yeah"


8. Out of line? I'm the one facing the fallout from this but the official is allowed to get off the hook for blatantly antagonizing/confronting me? Where are the standards of professional behavior? The reality is now I will have to be more in-line than ever as I can never say a word during a game again b/c I have to be the better man. I have put myself in this situation where I know the official will always hold it against me, but deep down I know I did the right thing even though the price I pay is steep from a perception is reality point of view.

9. Honestly, I would rather be talking about softball, nerdy stuff like pitch selection, gloves, bats, pitch locations, fundamentals, sports psychology, hitting mechanics, in game adjustments. I get no personal joy form being ejected from a game or calling for someones job. I just want to play, but Mr Johnson ruins that joy the game brings. He's a problem.

10. If we get 1 signature or 1,000 it really doesn't matter from an administrative point of view. What does matter is that when something is grievously wrong you just have to stand up and let "The Man" know how you feel so don't be afraid to casts of vote for Johnson's Firing



b/c you can't let the power driven Animals run the softball farm, I uh mean field.

One Man's Loss is Another Man's Gain #42

Besides the debacle that occurred last Sunday (more on that in a later post), http://softballinsider.blogspot.com/2011/05/ozzie-is-to-twitter-as-ricky-is-to-blog.html , a notable under the radar roster move transpired in the Big Apple league as 2007 ROY Issac "Guby" Delgado changed teams from Working Class to

West
donning #42 in honor of the great Jackie Robinson
Without Gubi, Working Class did quite well on Sunday sweeping a doubleheader and afterwards manager Marty commented

Lead SBI analyst and West Manager also commented on his newest acquisition as follow:

Looks like everyone is cool with the move, let's see what kind of impact/effect it has on the remainder of the season. Good Luck

Monday, May 2, 2011

USA!!!!!!! USA!!!!!!!!!! USA!!!!!! USA!!!!! USA!!!!!!!!

Forget Softball and put aside your political party affiliation and other "unimportant stuff" for now b/c today is the day we have all been waiting almost 10 years for.
Public Enemy Number One
is Dead!!!!!!!!!!!! Rot in Hell You Evil Bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Justice and Payback Bitch.
This beautiful country
isn't perfect, but it's our home and we love it. The insider would like to recognize Americaand as a tribute I will replay possibly the best rendition of the National Album ever performed - Whitney Houston 1991 Giant-Bill Superbowl
USA USA USA USA USA USA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Ozzie is to Twitter as Ricky is to Blog .. Sign the Petition

Earlier this week, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen was given a two game suspension by MLB for posting remarks about his ejection on the social media outlet Twitter. Well now it's my turn to face suspension and blog about it, as today in Central Park I was ejected by

who we all know from my previous posting over the years
http://softballinsider.blogspot.com/2009/07/hk-cp-mr-magoo-no-boredom.html
http://softballinsider.blogspot.com/2008/07/christmas-in-july-thanks-to-mister.html
is "confrontational, terrible and an outright cancer/detriment to the league."


Letting me quickly go in depth on another Johnson debacle today


  • During our doubleheader on one play, he and his partner almost forgot to call infield fly

  • We had to wait for him between pitches b/c he was talking to spectators. Unprofessional

  • In game 1, during a close play at 1st, our bench yelled safe and in a typical nasty Mr Johnson tone he told our bench you can't yell safe. Huh??? Talk about Rabbit ears.

  • While trailing 2-0 in the bottom of the 5th and the bases loaded he failed to call two consecutive down the middle pitches strikes. Not One, Two. Pathetic

  • I was catching, and after the 2nd missed call, without turning my head, I asked him where it was, he said high. - No way in hell. No way. He's a liar

  • After ball four, which was way outside, without turning my head I told him you suck. Your missing the game and your the worst.

  • He responded "Good ahead Say it again"

  • I responded with curse after curse after curse after curse after curse after curse after curse after curse after curse after curse - you get the idea.

  • Needless to say, i was ejected.

  • Whatever - he's the worst. Everyone on my team, the other team, the spectators, other league players ALL 100% agreed with me enough is enough.

  • Afterwards he 100% denied antagonizing me by saying "Good ahead and Say it again". Liar. Everyone heard you and saw you - you know what you did. Your a Liar.

Normally, I would feel embarrassed about getting tossed and yelling, but quite honestly I know "Mr" Johnson deserved it. He's a joke and has to go.


Ironically. I'm the one facing suspension now.
Me.
I am not the problem.
He is the problem. - A big problem


Search your feelings and knowledge of the game and you'll know I am speaking the truth

So do yourself a favor Big Apple League and take a Stand. FIRE MR JOHNSON NOW!!!!!!!

To help the league I have created a petition for everyone to sign.



The only way to make a difference to let the Powers that be know he's gotta go.


Don't let yourself fall into the following excuses for keeping a nasty incompetent problem like Mr Johnson around my making excuses like


  1. He's just trying to earn some money

  2. He won't work in the playoffs.

  3. He's been umping here forever
I'm mad as hell and can't take him anymore. He's got to go. It's the right thing to do. You all know deep in your hearts he's the worst. He has no softball street respect. None