Tuesday, November 4, 2014

Inwood Vibe - Silenced by Mother Nature


The Weather was wet and raw all day Saturday and the Inwood Fields were a mess



































the next day on a very cold, windy Sunday morning so all semi-final games were postponed a week.

However, that didn't stop Inwood Senior Management

from getting numerous, and I mean numerous, calls and text messages on Saturday about what to do on Sunday....from not only Managers but also league players






Inwood Fact: We Are Not God. We only worship the softball gods.

We are governed by 2 simple game cancellation rules:

  • Inwood Rule #1: We don't cancel games Saturday
  • Inwood Rule #2: We don't waste anyone's time unnecessarily.

Everyone knows that.


So why all the calls on Saturday? Let's Top Ten Analyze This

Top Ten Reasons Inwood Management Received numerous, and I mean numerous, calls and text messages on Saturday about what to do on Sunday from not only Managers but also league players


10. They were Bored

9. Scared about forfeiting or losing players tomorrow

8. Scared that if Sunday got rained out that they will be forced to stay home all day Sunday and watch the Jets. Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

7. Scared about forfeiting or losing players tomorrow...hmmmmm

6. Softball Stalking and Control Freaks by nature

5. Scared about forfeiting or losing players tomorrow - I think I see a pattern forming

4. Wanted to know if they could get their drink on all night and not worry about waking up early on Sunday.

3. Scared about forfeiting or losing players tomorrow - When I start getting Weather.com hourly reports from managers I know they are worried about being short tomorrow.

2. Building Drama

 and the #1 Reasons Inwood Management Received numerous, and I mean numerous, calls and text messages on Saturday about what to do on Sunday for not only Managers but also league players

1. Scared about forfeiting or losing players tomorrow - So Obvious

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