Saturday, May 21, 2016

The Will of the People

The Will of the People has been fulfilled!!!

The batters box on 128th and 3rd avenue has been fixed!!!!!!!!!!!

The moronic plank is gone

The following letter (likely final) was sent to the Park's Department

"The attached pictures show that the batters box on 128th and 3rd avenue has been fixed. Great job for your immediate attention to this very serious matter.

Thank you

I would be remiss to not mention that the pitcher's mound has not been fixed and/or replaced (see attached). This is also an unsafe surface that needs attention. Please advise as to what the plans are to upgrade its quality.

I again would like to again thank and commend all of you for correcting home plate. You guys came thru in the clutch.

Best Regards"

Insider Analysis

Fuck the Man.  The likely the threat of a future lawsuit waiting to happen made this happen. Someone should have been fired for that gross negligence and blatant incompetence. 

On a good note, the insiders little bird are saying the young man injured last week got off easy with a sprain.

Thank you softball gods,

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