Friday, October 11, 2013

TRUE Masters of Evil... Part II .. " United States of Embarrassment" ..

Editor's Note:  To all my Republican readers. I challenge you to read this whole blog. I love this country, but your party's personal agenda for power, control, and money had divided our Nation. It hurts

Evert day when I was a kid in school we all faced the flag and recited the Pledge of Allegiance and in it we said :
                    "I pledge Allegiance to the flag
                     of the United States of America
                     and to the Republic for which it stands,
                     one nation under God, indivisible,
                     with Liberty and Justice for all."

Indivisible.. so much for that. Unfortunately, we are now a nation divided now between the struggle for power between the true Masters of Evil
the majority Republican Congress
 and our President. By now you all now the issue but let's briefly re-cap:
  • Republican led congress shut-down 800,000 federal jobs and refused to raise the debt-ceiling as they want the the elimination - or at least the delay -- of Obamacare. Which would  hinder government efforts to provide health insurance to 15% of the U.S. population that doesn't have coverage. 
Softball Insider Analysis : This is flat out bully extortion. So divisive, hurting everyone and helping no one. Is this America? Why are they trying to fold our League?
  • To our President's credit he has not backed down to these weak bully tactics by saying "I'm not going to negotiate with you until you reopen the government, but go to your members, find out what you need to do to get that part done and let's try to make some progress.'" 
Softball Insider Analysis :  I mean c'mon, its obvious this is a personal attack against Barrack. Why? Is it because he is black? Is it because he is trying to help? Is Social change/betterment so wrong? Republicans hatred for him is costing 800,000 jobs and looming future economic turmoil. Pathetic. The face of America has changed accept it. Deal with it. All of this reminds me of the classic Eminem song "White America"


Yeah I put my favorite rapper in this political blog. Why? To re-enforce that the Face of America has changed. We are Republic. Share the ball. Your embarrassing the Nation. STOP
  • The shutdown could cost the still-struggling U.S. economy about $1 billion a week in pay lost by furloughed federal workers. And that's only the tip of the iceberg.  The total economic impact is likely to be at least 10 times greater than the simple calculation of lost wages of federal workers, said Brian Kessler, economist with Moody's Analytics. His firm estimates that a three- to four-week shutdown would cost the economy about $55 billion. 
Softball Insider Analysis :   That's ridiculous. We just barely crawled out of a recession, barely, and now this? Live Together. Die Alone
  • To make matters more hypocritical and divisive, pay checks have been coming to the 533 current members of Congress while most of the federal workforce goes without pay. 
Softball Insider Analysis :  This insults every American. Completely Disgraceful. 
These assholes simply do not fucking care about America. They are acting like spoiled children and are still getting paid. They live in a static bubble. Face some live pitching buddy.
  • Yesterday, the Republicans caved in, opened talks, "After initially demanding changes to or the elimination of Obama's signature health care reform plan, Republicans have more recently focused on extending the debt ceiling for up to six weeks while negotiating on spending and other issues during a continued government shutdown.
Softball Insider Analysis :  ... duhhhh. Play ball bitch. What took you so long.
  • But as is their way, Republicans spun the story  "This is a republic, not a dictatorship, negotiations are a requirement, not an option."All we’re asking for is to sit down and have a conversation,"John Boehner speaker of the house of representatives, He went on further to say "There’s no reason to make it more difficult to bring people to the table. There’s no boundaries here. There’s nothing on the table, there’s nothing off the table. I’m trying to do everything I can to bring people together and have a conversation. It's up to the President now"... .
Softball Insider Analysis : Spin. Spin Spin. Double Talk and lies
  • Before I go let me hit you with one more Eminem quote from the song White America
    "How many people are proud to be
    Citizens of this beautiful country of ours?
    The stripes and the stars for the rights of men
    Who have died for the protect?
    The women and men who have broke their necks
    For the freedom of speech The United States Government has sworn to uphold, Or so we're told"

    C'mon Masters of Evil somewhere there is still good inside of you. Help the Nation. You are supposed to.... "Or so we're told"

Monday, October 7, 2013

Masters of Evil .. Part I .. Back to the Drawing Board and "Pity the Warrior who has no foes to slay"


The Masters of Evil is a name for a number of super-villains that fight super heroes in the comics.
The members change throughout the years, but their goal of domination remains.

In softball either die a Hero and live long enough to become a Villain, and if you win year after year after year after year , True Domination, you eventually become a Master Super Villain as everyone loves to hate you as they want what you have.Softball has it's own version of Master of Evil,
The 2013 Big Apple Champions
Choice Parts


Writer's Note : Why are all the North A96 players standing on the left in the picture and far back in video's the  group huddle... except Lou 22... hmmmm

Truth is they are not evil. Just really good at softball. 5 championships in 6 years, and while I love to hate them I also have a lot of love, respect, and admiration for many of their players. Well done and deserved as winning a championship in the Big Apple league kinda counts like winning two championships somewhere else.

Two comments/quotes strike me as I think about Choice Parts and the League
  • Comment #1 "Hey I thought all the illegal pitching was supposed to stop JB from winning the chip. I guess its back to the drawing board! Congrats Parts!!"  Ang HK11 - That comment was probably from one the insiders #1 fans Angelo Gonzalez.
Angelo on the Left

He is absolutely 100% right. Many teams loaded up on pitching as they "Lived By the Sling and Died by the Sling", After a setback in 2012 the Parts loaded up on offense. The strategy worked to perfection. Back to the drawing board for everyone else.
  • Star Trek nerd quote from "The Fall of Kang" was an epic poem written by the Klingon poet G'trok. "So honor the valiant who die 'neath your sword...but pity the warrior who slays all his foes."
This is about me I guess. I have won a lot of leagues, but never the Big Apple. I have lost five semi-finals games threes. That's a lot of whiny sentimental bullshit I know. But it is also the Truth. I don't want to become softball's Gene Mauch or Dusty Baker. Good baseball men you never won the big one. Winning this league is my last great challenge.Their is one Foe yet to slay, but not today

Today belongs to my Frenemies - Choice Parts Well done. Holler!!!!!! - True Masters of Softball

Friday, September 27, 2013

Symbiosis

"So God just help me out while I fight through this grievin' process
Trying to  process this loss is makin' me nauseous" - Eminem "You're Never Over"

Losing hurts more than winning, but in softball/baseball there is one form of loss that is the most profound.

The loss that hurts the most is not 

  • A Game - any form of heartbreak sucks but there is something worse in softbal
  • Money - sucks to lose, but there is something worse in softball 
  • A Star Player - key defections are bad but there is something worse in softball
  • Your Position/Playing Time no one likes to lose/waste time, but there is something worse in softball
  • Bat - no one like to lose their gamer, it's psychological, but there is something worse in softball
  • Ethics - a bad reputation sucks but there is something worse in softball
  • Friends/Teammates  - In general players come and go and almost every winning team has a casualty. I know it sounds cold but there is still something worse in softball
By Far the worse thing to lose in Softball is your Glove.

5 weeks ago I lost my glove.
FUCK!!!!!!
FUCK!!!!!!!!!
FUCK!!!!!!!!
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

I loved that goddamn ugly abused beaten up piece leather. Lost it after a 54th street championship doubleheader.FUCK!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

I had it "only" 6 years and just gave it a tune up this spring compliments of glove master Enrique.

Sorry but losing your glove is the brutal as the relationship between a player and glove is personal. I mean c'mon when you put that thing on it's like your joined and the real world doesn't exists anymore. It is clearly a close symbiotic relationship where both the player and glove entirely depend on each other for survival.  It becomes part of you and you become a part of it .Once broken/severed its like part of you has died as well. 

Losing that glove has to be bad karma punishment from the softball gods
















for something bad I've done. A steep penalty to pay from for my sins.

I have a new glove now and breaking it in has been hard. To accelerate symbiosis I've :
  • used olive oil on it
  • stuck it in hot water
  • put it in a microwave
  • tied it up
  • and used it as much as possible. 
Quite frankly it is no where near ready. Tuesday I experienced new glove growing pains as literally first hand as I dropped a hard liner. FUCK!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

Enough cursing - that was Embarrassing. 

This new glove depression ain't taking me hostage. There is no easy Re-Boot in regards to building trust and comfort with a new glove. I'm dealing with it. 

Symbiosis cannot be rushed, but once you have it treasure it.

Saturday, September 21, 2013

Time to Reboot and Go Berzerk now that Maternity leave is Over

"Now this shit's about to kick off, this party looks wack
Let's take it back to straight softball  and start it from scratch"
I'm 'bout to bloody this blog up, everybody get back
That's why my pen needs a pad 
Let's bring it back to that vintage Insider,  bitch!" - Eminem Berzerk

After a long anticipated wait, Eminem recently released his new single Berzerk from his now album Marshall Mathers LP-2
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Em's new beat has a classic beastie buy funk to it. Looks like he's re-booting. Speaking of long anticipated waits OK I've been on blog

Maternity leave for the last 3 months
but rumors of my retirement

are greatly exaggerated. Like daddy, my daughters embody that "Fight the Power mentality

And it's time to Softball Reboot and go Berzerck myself...

Rebooting is definitely the right way to describe my return. We all have "re-booted our computer" when it is malfunctioning and similarly Hollywood was made billions modernizing and re-booting dead franchises like Planet of the Apes, James Bond, Star Trek and Batman.

So you see like the Joker I do really have a plan, I am just rebooting. Simple. And along the way maybe I can expose some schemers

Top Ten Re-Boot Topics I want to discuss

10. Season - I will do a team by team re-cap this offseason, but for now it has all been a blur. Between babies, work, family, slumps, successes, and disappointments. Last year was smooth. But last year was over 10 months ago as every minute this year has been a whirlwind

9/8.   Slumps/ Failures - I always said long hurts more than winning feels good, but I can take losing. What hurts me the most is regression. I am too old to regress from a performance, team, and ethic perspective. Regression is wasted spirit.

7. Big Apple League - Championships conclude this weekend. It's basically live by the sling die by the sling now as open pitching dominates. Many teams will not be returning unless change occurs. Sorry but the system is broken and I can't back off guys, Big Apple League deserves No Mercy

6.  Fall - They say spring rejuvenates players. Well so does fall ball. Inwood has begun and this year we have eliminated many "A" pitchers and lowered the prized. We are re-booting going back to the way the league was from 99'-06'

5.  Gun Control - This was nothing to do with softball. Monday's Naval Base shooting killed 13 people. When are those assholes at the NRA going to put making $$$ aside for public safety. It wasn't a Tour of Duty video game or a Quinten Tarantino movie that killed those innocent people. It was a psycho who bought a gun over the counter. Over the counter. How the fuck is that possible? Unacceptable.

4. 12 Man lineup - back to softball. I don't get a fuck what anyone says. Is not a good strategy. Never. I don't give a fuck who uses it. 11 is wack imagine 13. Your hitters better being elite high impact guys for it to even be considered. This strategy is more a sportsmanship, getting everyone involved,  karma thing. 

3. Next year  - Year after year everyone talks about next year. That's cool, but this year is still here for many as championships and fall ball take center stage, as wise Yoda said " All his life has he looked away… to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing.". Now will never come again. Enjoy now. Worry about next year , next year

2. Goodness - Whenever things go wrong I always go back to theJiminy Crickets of my life. They don’t know everything, but they all have one thing in common - goodness. They don't try to shine, be great, or have illusions of grandeur. They all just try and do things the right way. Goodness is better than Greatness. I have been just trying to clear my mind and focus on goodness.

and the number One Re-Boot Topic I want to discuss

1. You - the readers. While I may ignore you on the outside, I do hear your calls for more blogs, controversy, intelligent conversations, and support. I'm back. It's on and while I am cutting this blog a little short b/c I have to go play some ball right now I want you to know The insider is ready and will give his best to go Berzerk for you in a good way.

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

The Force is Strong with this one

Chuck Ricciardi of the Rangers, 

has produced a documentary movie that is premiering this week in NYC at the Cinema Village, starting on Friday, August 16th!  The movie features several Hollywood stars and directors including Harrison Ford. 

To see what the film is all about just click onto the below links.


NYC FILM RELEASE INFORMATION FOR "DREW"

DREW: THE MAN BEHIND THE POSTER is a feature-length documentary film highlighting the career of poster artist Drew Struzan, whose most popular works include the INDIANA JONES, BACK TO THE FUTURE and STAR WARS movie posters. 

Telling the tale through exclusive interviews with George Lucas, Harrison Ford, Michael J. Fox, Frank Darabont, Guillermo del Toro, Steven Spielberg and many other filmmakers, artists and critics, the journey spans Drew's early career in commercial and album cover art through his recent retirement as one of the most recognizable and influential movie poster artists of all time.

Three filmmakers have united to bring this film to life; Greg Boas (Hefty Inc.), Charles Ricciardi (Torino Pictures), and Erik P. Sharkey (Sharkey Productions), assembling one of the most intriguing film lineups and crafting a comprehensive presentation about the artist, the art, the stories behind Drew's most recognizable creations, as well as a never-before-seen insider's examination of the industry and the profession of motion picture advertising.

Cinema Village Theater at 22 East 12th Street (between University and 5th Ave)

"Drew" opens Friday, August 16th and runs through August 22, with showtimes at 2:45PM & 6:30PM daily.  there will be a Q&A session and a number of celebrity guests, including Caroll Spinney (Big Bird/Oscar The Grouch)  Michael Uslan(Producer of the "Batman" motion Pictures) & AMC's Comic Book Men, Mike Zapcic and Ming Chen.

The movie features exclusive interviews with George Lucas, Michael J. Fox, Frank Darabont, Harrison Ford, Guillermo del Toro, Thomas Jane, Sam Witwer and Steven Spielberg, 
the film is Directed by Erik P. Sharkey, Produced by Charles Ricciardi
Photographed by Thomas Mumme and Greg Boas, Edited by Jeff Yorkes, and Post Production Supervision by Greg Boas.  Film Related Links:
          Follow it on Facebook and Twitter at: Drewthemovie

Good luck Chucky