No Rhyme or Reason for Nuthin #9 ... Mike Trout Inspired

No Rhyme or Reason for Nuthin #9 ... Mike Trout Inspired

Too long of a lag between blogs, sucks, lot's of people out there saying I'm done and that it looks bleak for good softball.

Fuck That. 

You see I was counting on you to count me out, and like I said before "Softball ain't dying on my watch". I'm going back to what got me here:

• cocky
• honest
• weird
• real
• rude

and most important standing for something, and that something is good softball.

The weather may be miserable, 

and league choices in 2014 are limited by:

• convenience
• commitments
• competition
• politics
• assholes
• and cost.

Whew that's a pretty intimidating, but through all that bullshit the love is stronger than ever.

So how does an avid softball player/blogger deal with the 2014 season:

Simple: Take advice from one of the most inspirational Real World Heroes I have ever met:

President Barack Obama:

When talking about a bill trying to help people (wow a President that tries to help people man he sucks) Barack said

"the farm bill is not just about helping farmers. It's a jobs bill, an innovation bill, an infrastructure bill, a research bill, a conservation bill. It’s like a Swiss army knife. It’s like Mike Trout, for those of you who know baseball.”It's somebody who's got a lot of tools and multitasks."

Very cool sports reference for a real life event. The insider can relate.

I'm not Mike Trout (duh)by any means, 

but I can multi-task

Father

Player

•  Blogger
• Psycho-Maniac
• Weirdo
• Fievrue
• Commissioner
• Manager
• Treasurer
• Softball Meat Head 
• Goon
• Consulatant
• Trainer
• Friend
• Warrior

and more, so much more.

I will enjoy 2014 - you can count on that thanks to SB Multi-Tasking.

Softball ain't dying on my watch.