During every episode of his show "midnight blue" he would have a Screw You segment
were he would give a long commentary that blasted someone unmercifully. Ending every rant with his famous "SCREW YOU" line
Well today Chaos earned a softball version of Al Goldstein Style SCREW YOU 
You see today was the final weekend in Inwood and there were many good match ups on tap on what turned out to be an absolutely gorgeous fall day. One non playoff match up pitted Citysoftball newcomers Arsenal (3-8) vs. longtime cellar dweller (4-8) Chaos at 2pm. While both teams were out of the playoff picture they still had a chance to play one last Sunday on a true treasure of a day. To the credit of Arsenal they earned softball honor as they had their entire team there on time. They love to play and were very enthusiastic all season. However, not one I repeat NOT FUCKING ONE Chaos player showed up. So fucking foul.
As a special thanks for their excellent sportsmanship the league has decided to pay the entire umpire costs for this forfeit b/c it would be unfair for a non playoff team to pay for a forfeit in a game that did not impact the standings. Sorry that Chaos screwed you guys out of fun today.
As for Chaos, league commissioner Juan Moreiras reached out to them Sunday evening and asked them why they failed to notify the league. Their response was "we reached out to your partner via text". For the record, Chaos never sent me a text or called. Don't fucking lie and try and insult my intelligence. Have some respect for yourselves especially since your lucky to even be in our league considering all the financial problems you have had with us in years past that we have "forgiven" and put behind us.
So if you want back in next year you have to pay the $100 that we ate today. If not stay home and as Al Goldstein would say SCREW YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You have no honor and no class
Johnny Castillo knows a lot about cocks!
ReplyDeleteWhy do you always slander Johnny Castillo. He's one of the good guys.
ReplyDeleteNothing's worse then a total team no-show, forfeits suck ,but if the team has 6-7 guys you know they at least tried and a re equally pissed off. Boot their lousy ass fron the league. Also I agree - J Castilla is a great guy, best hitter around. If knowing about cocks makes you hit the ball 400 ft you may want to give it a shot, your cheap ass pop outs to the 3rd baseman w/runners in scoring position ain't cutting it. Benjimo
ReplyDeleteChaos was in the league this year?
ReplyDeleteI like Johnny as much as anyone, but can we please stop with the "best hitter around" nonsense? There are studs that simply should not be pitched to. Johnny's head prevents him from being that player.
ReplyDeletegreat comments , such profound intelligence out there ......as Al would say SCREW YOU ALL ! Ha !
ReplyDeleteHatin on a dead man.
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